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1) n. what company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.
hmm… how will we apeal to today’s young african-american market without losing caucasian customers… i know! we’ll get the bep! there’s a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!
a rap group for white people who don’t like rap.
first bill cosby, now this sh-t. the black eyed peas sold out, now they need to die out.
a former trio that decided to ruin their talent by adding a mediocre singer who can only bring one thing to their resume: commercial success.

their first two alb-ms prove that bep had a whole lot of talent and, most importantly, originality.

their third alb-m had some good songs too, but now they’re just bullsh-t. “boom boom pow” and “my humps”…wtf is this?

old bep ftw!
black eyed peas fan: omg im shakin mah -ss to dat my humps song daaaaaayum fergie da bessss

me: cool story…
the black eyed peas are a what-used-to-be trio from la that had their own style of hip hop. they were creative, slick, and most of all their sound was breathtaking. kim hill was with the trio in certain songs until she left (unfortunately) and “fergie” joined. (oh g-d…)

their behind the front (1998) and bridging the gap (2000) were their only two great alb-ms in which they channeled their art through breathtaking and prodigious poetry. when “fergie” came, the trio decided to go along with her idea by f-cking up their careers by making pop and dance music. it’s a sad thing, knowing how talented the trio was…and still is.

it just goes to show what money can do to your mind…
r-t-rd: omg the black eyed peas my humps song was the bomb fergie is the hottest b-tch ever im a lesbian so its all good.

me: …..
a rap group for white people. actually, they’re not really a hip hop group, more like a pop-rap group (see 50-cent).

“my humps” pratically made them garbage. honestly, my humps? what next, candy shop and laffy taffy?

oh wait…..
they were good with that whole “where is the love” thing. but “my humps” screwed them in the -ss.

looks like an old navy commercial

i have to say black eyed peas here
the group was good back in the day with kim hill.

nowadays they’re just way, way overrated, by idiots who don’t really follow music, just listen to whatever the f-ck. most of them don’t even know that kim hill got replaced by fergie’s hoe -ss, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.

i just don’t know what to say about the black eyed peas. money didn’t change them, fergie did.
you know, the black eyed peas got a review one time, saying that they had some of the most original beats ever. the people who did that review obviously haven’t heard “pump it” or whatever that song is called
a weird bean thing that people in the mid-west/south eat a lot. can be found throughout the us. has no real flavor, but has a consistency similar to kidney beans.
can you p-ss me the black eyed peas?

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