black finger nails
black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black…
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black…
it doesn’t mean the person is a goth or emo!!!
me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player
gay,f-ckwit,chav:are you a goth??
me: why??
gay,f-ckwit,chav: you must be…you have black finger nails…
me: walks away blissfully having kurt cobain singing in my left ear =]
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