black fridaying


the act of going shopping as early as possible to get early bird specials on the most sale filled day of the year with the most people fighting over sales they could find cheaper online if they looked for them but are too hyped up about it to care
girl 1: hey what’d you do yesterday?
girl 2: i was black fridaying, i found an ipod on sale for $250
girl 1: oh i got the same one online for $150 sucks for you i got to sleep

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