Black Gates


a term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. a comparison to the hordes of “awks” pouring out of the black gates in lotr, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
son: good day mom?

mother: son, i haven’t been s-xually satisfied by your father in years, so i divorced him this morning and we’re moving in with your headmaster. i’m sure he’ll drive you into school tomorrow.

you: holy sh-t black gates.

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