Black Knighted
when you are having s-x with a girl, and a black guy jumps out of the closet and punches the b-tch in the face.
i was f-cking tina last night while anquan was over, and the b-tch got black knighted!
v. past
to have three or four limbs removed, like monty python’s black knight. generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
obi-wan just black knighted anakin at the end of episode iii, look, he’s only got his robot arm left
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