black lacquer table
old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 am, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest kenny newman single. u incoherently reply, “ur such a black lacquer table.”
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