black rice crispies
rice crispies- one of the most common cereals in the world. mainly eaten by children with milk. at the bottom of the bag of cereal is usually some sort of toy promotion. a black rice crispie is a burnt rice crispie. when you are little, your parents force you to eat them, telling you it will make your hair curly.
4 year old black rice crispie finder:
mummy!!! theres a black bit in my rice crispys!
mummy: it’s okay, thats the good one. it’ll make your hair go curly
4 year old black rice crispie finder:
but i dont want my hair curly..
mummy: just eat it!
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