Black Satin Sheets
black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to ‘attract the ladies.’ one may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. ladies do not attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. if the fella also has matching boxers…run; matching std may come with this guy to complete the package.
see also ‘s-x sheets’
ex. 1) the guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
ex. 2) michael’s black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
ex. 3) he returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. at this point, jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
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