Black snotter


a person who has recently moved to london, england, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.
i got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a cl-ssy second date was chiquito’s in leicester square ffs. i’m sticking to peckham p-ssy from now on.

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