black tense


the tense that employs and combines the present, past, future, present perfect into one tense.
this tense was very popular during the 1950’s and 60’s.
john: “hey marquis what are you doing after school today?”
marquis: “i is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei”
john: “thats swell marquis, i sure do hope you finish on time.”
marquis: ” i is will be going to have fina done it on time or miss. madison sure is going to be mad with me.”
john: “golly marquis you sure are one responsible chap. i like the way you use that darn black tense.”

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