Black Thursday
also known as thanksgiving. the process of greedy retailers moving their formerly black friday sales to late thanksgiving night to sell their useless christmas junk.
these greedy money tyc–ns are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest american traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.
requiring employees of said inst-tutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat’s almighty bottom line
dad: why are you crying honey, dinner was perfect.
mom: i am crying cause dan missed his first thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned black friday into black thursday.
when a group of white girls hook up with a group of black guys
remember that black thursday when all dem cracka b-tches brought those black dudes hizome?
the day before black friday where people camp outside of stores and get drunk or high. they often try stealing stuff from the stores or other people camping out before hand.
on black thursday i saw people getting drunk outside of bj’s warehouse.
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