Black unicorn


peter rausch’s p-n-s. its so small that you’ll never see it. just like you’ll never see a black unicorn. all are make believe but they are almost always white. 🙂
ashley: hey have you seen peters p-n-s??!!

me: no silly. its a black unicorn, remember?

ashley: oh…right. my bad.

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