black velvet elvis
anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. originally, a painting of “the king” done on black velvet using da-glo paint. any prenafta kitsch sourced from tijuana street vendors.
dude: “wow! that plaster pink flamingo is b-tchin’! i want it!”
bernie: “yeah, that’s a ‘black velvet elvis’ if i’ve ever seen one!”
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