blackbelt
the act of c-mming on a belt, letting it get moldy then slapping a sl-t across the t-ts multiple times with the moldy c-m belt leaving a black strap across her bleeding t-ts
ie. i so gave your mom the blackbelt last night
ie. i got the blackbelt last night and it was glorious
much like the brown belt (f-cking -ss for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) “gosh trent, i got my black belt last night with that hot black girl laquanda. it was super-awesome.”
(white female) “hey amanda – i got my black belt yesterday when dontarrious came over after school. i really want to stick it to my republican golf-playing father.”
lame attempt at making a joke. not really a blackbelt in the karate sense but a way of resisting bullies or attempts to harm someone.
chris: “i can take you”
peter: “dude, you don’t want to mess with me, i”m a blackbelt.”
such a lame joke, but oh so funny!
the achievement of f-cking your first black chick.
shiela: are you telling me you’ve actually had s-x with a black woman before?
ray: oh yeah, i got my blackbelt back in ’72.
if something is very awesome, as amazing as it could possibly be and at times surp-ssing expectation
iron man was blackbelt!
saw these two chicks fighting and one ripped the others top off. it was totally blackbelt.
the act of knocking someone or something out in order to rape them.
at first she put up a struggle but then i blackbelted her and it was all good from there.
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