Blackberry Halftime


the period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one’s -ss. this period was previously spent on the “sports section halftime”, but is now the blackberry halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
creepy coworker: long time in the bathroom there jim…
you: yeah, long blackberry halftime. had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.

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