blackberry illusion


the moment when your brain starts to create flashes of light from your blackberry device, fooling you into thinking you have a text or bbm, when in reality, you have none, and are having withdrawal symptoms.

very common to the phantom vibrate,
ben: did my phone just flash?
dave: no bro, it was just a blackberry illusion, you really need to get out.

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