Blackberry Swerve


the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they swerve to keep from hitting another car or the wall. blackberry swerve… look for it on a roadway near you.
as i was driving to work, i saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.

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