blackbody


a person who sucks the social life out of a social interaction.

etymology: from physics, where a blackbody is a solid from which no radiation reflects or escapes, black holes are the most familiar example. from optics, commonly implemented as a black velvet lined box with a small window, from which no projected light escapes. conceptually similar to heatsink (thermodynamics) and ground (electronics). coined in early 1980s by cindy and jaime.

synonym: emotional vampire, coined by andrzej
your party was happenin’ until that blackbody jonathan showed up.

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