Blackground Check


the act of checking your surroundings for any black people prior to making a potentially insulting racist joke and getting beaten. usually the joker will state they are making the check out loud, much to the hilarity of those familiar with the term.
johnny: so this black guy walks into a bar… wait, gotta do a blackground check….

tim: oh, that. lol.

johnny: nope, no can do, there’s one over there.

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