blacklight
(noun) common term used for a uv (ultraviolet) light/light bulb. used in csi often to find a s-m-n samples.
possible s-m-n sample plus a blacklight situation:
officer michaels: “i often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything’s covered in s-m-n.”
officer slater: “i mean, who doesn’t ?”
officer michaels: “it’d be nice. like that crime scene today.”
officer slater: “yeah.”
officer michaels: “if the man had -j-c-l-t-d and then punched you in the face…”
officer slater: “yeah.”
officer michaels: “…we’d have a real good shot at catching him.”
officer slater: “no way.”
officer michaels: “just punched in the face, no s-m-n.”
officer slater: “yeah, no s-m-n.”
officer michaels: “story of my life.”
a light that causes so many s-xual urges, a man will grab the nearest chick and bone the living sh-t out of her.
-hot guy- “hey, sorry we w’ere late, we w’ere f-cking hardcore under the blacklight.”
-random chick- “dude, it just caused urges i could not ignore.”
another example: -lil’ kid- “mom how are babies ma…-”
-mom interrupts- “blacklight!!!! b-tch!!!”
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