Blacknoser
(v) a corporate stooge who is a slave to his blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
inspired by the word ‘brown-noser’, someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss’s -ss.
“wow did you check your e-mail yet? brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his blackberry at 3 o’clock this morning.”
“i’m not surprised! brent is such a suck-up. he’s a total blacknoser.”
(v) a corporate stooge who is a slave to his blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
inspired by the word ‘brown-noser’, someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss’s -ss.
“wow did you check your e-mail yet? brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his blackberry at 3 o’clock this morning.”
“i’m not surprised! brent is such a suck-up. he’s a total blacknoser.”
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