Blackpool Fingertrap
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1) the act of getting f-cked in both ears at once, or
2) a person who is in the habit of being f-cked in both ears at once, because his or her other orifices are already in use.
3) (obscure) a very unfortunate accident with a donkey.
originating in a town in the north west of england known for its ‘welcoming’ young ladies. and its donkeys.
1)- have you seen stacy lately?
-yes, darren and i were over at her place yesterday, she was already pretty busy so we gave her a blackpool fingertrap and then got a kebab.
2) -have you heard about sharon?
-yes, wayne has gotten her knocked up.
-i’m not surprised, she’s a complete blackpool fingertrap – it was only a matter of time
3) – have you seen jason about the town lately?
– oh no mate, didn’t you hear? blackpool fingertrap. they had to call the coastguard.
– oooh. nasty
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