blackshaft


a naive, sad sack motherf-cker unware of the meanings of common slang phrases and lacking in general common sense. also, a guy in the lab who really wants to f-ck linsey but in all reality lacks game to get laid even if he was crawling up a chickens -ss.
“did you hear that blackshaft wants to climax on linsey?”

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