blacktop slurper
a blacktop slurper can be someone who gives a bl-wj-b to someone either during recess or p.e. but it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your d-ck sucked.
“hey joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?”
“no way did you get a blacktop slurper!”
“h-ll yeah i did joey!”
“you are a legend man”
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