blacktracking
(verb) the act of backpedaling after spewing some racist sh-t that was poorly received by the other people in a conversation.
“when he goes to prison, he’s gonna get raped by a big black guy named carl…”
“why does he have to be black?”
“i… guess he doesn’t? that’s the first thing i thought of.”
“why?”
“i don’t know. i’m not racist. my best friend is black.”
“n-gg-, you blacktracking.”
verb-the act of reconstructing your night, after blacking out/time traveling, by studying missed calls, out going calls, voicemails, instant messages, texts, emails and reciepts.
boss: where did you go after roxx?
dos: i checked my phone and saw that i went to the lodge, called jim and then i s-xted my mother at 3am
boss: good blacktracking
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