Blackula


a common spin off of the vampire character, but with a black actor. also used to describe a black kid who bit someone in a fight.
1. there was nothing else on tv, so miguel and i watched blackula on amt.

2. speaker a: “so, did you hear jacob bit some kid when they were fighting?”
speaker b: “haha, yeah, i heard he almost took his ear off. that c–n is a real blackula!”
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a black dude that bites you, as most of them do. usually when you are playing football in the black dudes backyard, and youre running for a touchdown, and he latches onto your back with his extra superior bone in his foot, and sinks his gold dentures into your shoulder blade. mostly gives you rabies and some stds. made by combining “black” with “dracula” im pretty sure it was also a cr-ppy movie awhile back.
i was gone with the ball, and blackula over here bit my arm off.

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