Bladder Shmadder
after a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? in this case, the alcohol b-tch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. the result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. the remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. the sneakiness of bladder shmadder is overwhelming.
holy sh-t mike, i thought i was just going to fart but it turned out to be bladder shmadder! now it’s going to take two days to clean my car.
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