Bladge

(blaj) n.
blood that that is emitted out of a woman’s v-g-n- during menstration. (period blood)

bladge is not normal blood, because when it comes out of a woman’s chatch along with old eggs and whatnot, it becomes something that is so much more disgusting. sometimes it even has a much darker color than normal blood, depending on if the girl has weird uterus problems or not.

bladge can also be used as an alternative lubricant for s-x. just make sure you turn off all the lights and wear a condom that you’ll promptly throw away after you’re done. failure to follow both of these guidelines will result in lots of vomiting, and perhaps even erectile dysfunction, because bladge is really gross. if you see it or smell it, you may get sick.
also, it is a good idea to do the dirty deed on old furniture that you don’t mind throwing away the next day. make the girl throw it out too, ’cause she’s used to seeing that disgusting cr-p every month, and is therefore more immune to the horridness of it all.
steve: “dude, did you see barlow’s bedsheets?”
barlow: “yea, meagan’s bladge is all over it!
stooge: “eww! why did you have s-x during her period?!”
barlow: “she didn’t tell me until after we were done!”
mattei: “i wish i knew it was there, cause i had s-x on your bed the next day. now my -ss is covered in day-old bladge!”
a whales v-g-n-.
i picked up this fat chick last night. when i took her pants off she had the biggest bladge iv ever seen.
a v-g-n- during menstruation
i dont have s-x when i have a bladge
1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly cr-p, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork
man, did bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.