blagel


(blay-gull) verb: to -n-lly penetrate someone who you have a connection with, but don’t actually know. similar to the commonly used flagel, referring to v-g-n-l penetration.
holy sh-t! dan just blageled that guy he went to high school with. he doesn’t even know him. that’s pretty gay.

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