blagoed


to f-ck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

named after illinois governor rod blagojevich.
man, back in 92 i was running smack and stolen rifles in from tijuana and i didn’t realize the feds had me blagoed. they had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. i did 8 years at marion because of it.

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