Blagoflage
the act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
‘dude! you didn’t pay the rent again!’
‘i know man, i had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to azerbaijan.’
‘why?’
‘because emma came over and like completely got it on with me and steve-o. and then we deciced to setup a gamer’s co-operative for disadvantaged children out in azerbaijan.’
‘quit your blagoflage, fool. just pay the god-d-mn rent.’
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