blaha’d
the act of discharging snot, saliva, and cud, often bl–dy and violent, out of the nose and mouth during the joint acts of sneezing and laughing. this act often accompanies a fart, called a symphart.
michael’s head cold was a poor accompaniment to the marx brothers festival as he blaha’d b-lls of cud from his oral cavities.
to acquire such a severe state of mental numbness that one feels as though one has been had.
michael used to be such a cool guy. but since he moved to taos he’s been jobless and watches tv all day long. he totally has given up on life. it’s almost like he’s a zombie. he’s like totally blaha’d now.
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