blaining


the process of switching from tighty whities to briefs in order for a girl to have s-xual intercourse with you
“i’ve been blaining for about one week and i have been laid about eight times.”
the act of ignoring someone who has a crush on you in hopes that they will no longer have a crush on you.
maggie has been blaining john for the last month because he has a crush on her.
the vacant, yet intent stare that some people do after making a point, in a manner akin to that of the git-wizard david blaine.
after john gave his bigoted views on immigration, no one wanted to gratify him with a response but he wasn’t going to give up so he started blaining to prevent anyone changing the subject.

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