Blair goggles
spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the us of a. the rest, as they say, will become history.
blair “oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what i married”
bush “don’t worry tony, just put ya blair goggles back on, i wanna ask ya’ll a little favour…….”
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