Blake Beaver
(noun) 1. a star
2. one with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. the basis for the hit movie “40-year-old virgin”
“blake beaver, you’ll never be a dancer, or a singer!”
“watch me momma, i’m gonna be a star!”
“you don’t have what it takes!”
“i have a love… and her name is theatre.”
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