Blake Fever
(noun)- when boys (and girls) fall deeply in love with ‘her’ in a very short time.
symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.
treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
“d-mn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever”
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