blaked
to be drunk basically.its lingo from a land afar… alnwick! drink lots of alcohol and you will get blaked! you have been warned
rachel- hey charlotte, did you have a good night out last night?
charlotte- yeah, i got totally blaked! awesome!
rachel- lets get blaked next week, yeah?
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a mixture of feeling blazed and baked after smoking marijuana
“man im so high, im blaked”
to get owned ie. to get dunked on by blake griffin
mozgov: hey im an nba baller now. yay! oh wait. . .blake griffin! nooooo!
blake griffin: boom!! you just got blaked!
its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. it can also be doing something utterly embarr-ssing.
person 1- hahaha,conrad just missed a open net goal
person 2- ya man, he just got b-laked
verb – to have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a s-xual or deeply hurtful call.
go and get ‘blaked’
shannon got ‘blaked’ when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
she got totally ‘blaked’ when it was suggested she won a bukkake compet-tion, this is a double ‘blake’ as there is no real winner in a bukkake compet-tion, not even the home viewer.
shannon tried to ‘blake’ us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she ‘blaked’ herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
v. to stiff someone on a tip because you simply do not believe in tipping for any reason, ever.
“dude, i went to the restaurant last night and i blaked the waitress.”
a word describing an instance when one is a combination of being blazed and baked, this feeling conjoins to form a super high refered to as “blaked”.
-“dude, i’m so blaked,everything is awesome”
-“don’t you mean baked dude”
-“naw man,im way past baked, im blaked for sure.”
baked high blazed f-cked up pot weed smoking
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