blakers
a general good egg..basically someone that is cool and easy going
“arghh mate you are a blakers and a half”
a bloke that has the ability to warm female oven to temputure while meeting it at the correct preheated time. often the oven shuts off, or oven overheats.
in such cases overheating leads to the female oven to seek other means of c-ck to complete tasks that are in need to preform
or the oven overheats to such an extent that plastic in near vicinity will begin the melt and form casts upon any cross hairs. some many presume that emotional outbreaks soon follow for the female whom is attached to overheated oven, but in the case of a true blaker, the process to obtain ‘pleasurable’ s-xual interactions has been drawn out for an extreme extended period of time, fussing with n-bs to trigger reactions of the surrounding environment of the targeted oven resulting to both increasing the heating the female as it begins provoking other males and c-cks to begin an apish chest pounds to sign for a game of chicken where none begin to move toward the heating oven, rather -ss grabs to this rioting group of erect p-n-ses,further isolating the female from both s-xes.
the female often resorts extreme measures to reverse the effects, few lucky for neutralized sources.
in many cases of this act is multi- year, city, country, continent “blaker” with the sideeffects so damaging with limited ability to repair. worst case, she becomes merely a framed outer case, penalizing actions and ablitiy happy and productive life, in sort a mash up of hollywood’s sweethearts & music muses, but just fuze
“my mother worries that my new girlfriend has been on his blaker for too long she no longer any good. not even to provide simple tasks”
“if you start the blaker bro, you better be aware of the ghost in this town. false plays, innocent or not, will be recieved harshly”
someone who dresses without wearing bright colors.
friend 1: “dude that mary girl is such a blaker!”
friend 2: ” omg i know, i just wanna throw lime green paint at her.”
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