when blaming bill gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. a new phrase was born. one that is far more accurate.
person 1: godd*mnit my microwave is busted!
person 2: blame google
- p*ssy flu
wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn’t know what to do with a girl reichert got p*ssy flu after not pleasing his girl
- can i get a stovepipe!
most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered. jack yelled to his buddy mike… “can i get a stovepipe!” mike replied… “stoovvveeeepippeee!”
a hoanna is a person that is being s*ssy, sometimes you just have to yell “stop being s*ssy, hoanna!” wow! joanna is being such a hoanna today.
- dad scared
when you’re scared sh*tless of a girl’s father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you’re scared because you don’t know what he’s going to do or say or ask you hey i was dad scared last night