BlameVator
when you are in an elevator alone fart leave then someone else gets in and it is blamed on them when the next person enters.
beth was in the elevator and let out some extremely nasty gas. she got out on the 5th floor because she couldn’t even deal with her own smell. lauren then entered on the fourth floor and had to breathe in the awful smell. lauren thought she was in the clear and no one else would enter when the elevator stopped on the second floor and a hot fireman got on. the fireman looked at lauren in disgust…even though it wasn’t even her! beth is a blamevator to the t.
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