Blammer


a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich, specifically made with blackberry jelly.
hey y’all, you guys didn’t leave me enough jelly to make a blammer.
a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.
holy cr-p did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer
to hit or be hit by something/someone with great force. to be highly intoxicated.(blammered) adj used also to describe hard hitting energetic music.
did you see that guy in the bar?he was totally blammered on vodka.

went to the driving range yesterday . absolutely blammered 200 golf b-lls into orbit.
someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site.
“i had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to try and get a backlink”
a pen or other similar writing implement.
“set me a blammer, rude bwiyee”
a joint, dube, dubitron, marijuana cigerette, blunt etc
“you guys blammin a blammer?”

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