blamph


totally amazing. blamph’s usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your -ss if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).
omg, it’s blamphhh!

“i love kricken.”
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a loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.
man, clear the area! that blamph measured 10 on the richter scale!

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