Blan


a rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
she’s more stupid than a donkey.

wow, you’re really blan dude.

i hate her, she’s really ugly. she’ll never get a boyfriend.

why are you so blan?
something that is good
that’s blan!
a plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
dave: yo randall i’m bored

randall: ya me 2

dave: wanna go get some food or something

randall: well we have nothing else to do…

dave: well i guess we have a blan

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