Bland


plain and boring. not exciting.
mayor williams’ speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.
boring; lacking taste or flavor or tang.
most mainstream music is considered “bland” by hipsters.
dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring
gerry : amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography cl-ss lately

jesse : yeah dude, like that picture of just gr-ss, she is such a bland person
a stereotypical blonde and tan girl. it’s completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
a bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from starbuck’s. most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented br–sts.

did you see that bland that just walked by? her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! she needs to get over herself.
one big freaking mess
oh look there goes bland, what a mess

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