blang

secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
commonplace bling; tired, outdated bling;
scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c store.

like costume jewelry, it don’t spark and catch the eye;
but with dark gl-sses, you pimpin’,
paul crouch on tbn: “mr. t why don’t you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? you look 50 pounds lighter!”

mr. t: well, paul, after i saw all the sufferin’ in the wake of hurricane katrina, i decided right then that bling was blang. i couldn’t flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering.”

(besides, them n-gg-s’ll kill ya.)
swedish adjective for a person who’s both exceptionally tall and blonde.
“hey, check out that guy! man, he’s tall – and blonde!”

“yeah, i know. that’s jonas. he’s so blång.”
black bangs; curly short hairs that are bangs on a black person and are so short that they cannot be clipped back so they just stick up.
common gurrrrrl, get some gel to put the blangs back!
cheap bling
that ring from the quarter machine is so blang
blang is a word that describes the slangs used by b-tches, it’s a short for b-tch’s language.

some people even say blingo as in b-tch’s lingo
rio is a blang that means riyadh
an exciting as f-ck night where you get head, and then get laid.
not to be confused with that gay -ss gold sh-t f-ggots with little d-cks wear to compensate for insecurities.
me: last night was f-cking great
you: why?
me: i got the best blang of my life
the opposite of bling. plain.
that chick looks so blang.

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