blanket banana


morning wood.
if it weren’t for my raging blanket banana i would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

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    the gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without p-ssing allover yourself or anyone else nearby. brian: “why are you all wet” steve: “i just finished playing blanket banana brown bingo. i lost.”

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    having heavy flow to your maxi pad i wanted to go swimming in the pool but i was bleeding the sheep

  • Blezow

    a unit for the amount of mistakes made during a theatrical performance, typically on the tech side of the production. “sh-t, i missed my cue! rack up a blezow on the chart.” “we’re up to three below now. this is a terrible f-cking show.”

  • Blisex

    cutting a hole through your leggings around the v-g-n- area to get finger or have s-xual intercourse without removing clothing. paige and her boy toy have blis-x everyday

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    1) lager mans that bez was crunchy drug addled idiot. rose to prominence during the late 1980s-early 1990s as part of the ‘madchester’ band, happy mondays. wielded maraccas with the best of them. “where are me decks?” “bez nicked ’em to sell for drugs.” be easy, take it easy see you lata, bez playa it […]


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