Blanket Crawler
an insatiable c-m-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray j-sm blobs (sometimes next morning).
peregrine: ‘i’m worried about our s-x life. lady isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.’
quentain: ‘don’t be. she’s probably a blanket crawler.’
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