Blanket Fair


a event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.
dad: “hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?”
son: “yes daddy yes!”
dad: “the f-ck you getting excited for?”

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