blanket master
a person, of unknown s-x, that lives in greenville, sc, in the thornwood community. she (or he) sits down in the bas-m-nt of the home. a p-sserby, in the wee hours of the morning, may knock on the bas-m-nt window. the blanket master proceeds to let him in and leads him to the bas-m-nt. she then gives him a bl-wj-b. but…she is draped in a blanket, with a hole cut in it for the p-n-s to be inserted. no questions, no money, no humility. just blanket master.
dude, i went to the blanket master’s last night….d-mn.
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