Blanket Rage


the violent thoughts and feelings you get when a parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. most commonly used by mothers on school days.
billy – dude my mom gave me the worst case of blanket rage today. i almost got up and head b-tted her in the f-cking teeth.

john – bro! my older brother is in prison for murdering our mother cause of blanket rage!

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